People have been asking how my ears work, seeing how they resemble a bird’s wing, more than an ear. The simple answer to that is ‘they work like any other ear’. The more complicated answer is ‘you’ll have to ask my master’. You see, this is because I have no clue. I am merely a figment of my master’s imagination, and therefore logic and physics do not apply. I can tell you, however, is that yes, my ears are very floofy, and no, I cannot fly with them. That would be silly.